It was Sunday Afternoon . I was just minding my business and trying to enjoy A quiet tasty meal. But King Kong’s love interest And Cinderella’s Ugly Sisters In the table next to me Made sure that wasn’t happening.
The Mustachioed Slay Queens Guffawed flashing yellow white enamel Wafted in tobacco and cheap perfum With a hint of enthusiastic halitosis And ghetto fab fashion.
This Naked Ape glowered “Hey Agege Rihanna ! This is a respectable public establishment We do not entertain such conduct here Atleast not from your kind We are trying to eat here!”
Oh nO! yoU dIdN’T. 3-2-1 action!Thermonuclear Melt down. Bring down the Roof. My poor mother and father Were the subject of their Vitriolic rant . But I couldn’t care less. Message Delivered. Moving on …
Why can’t people Just respect Table Etiquette And get along. Decorum and Mutual respect. Make the world a better place.
CURTAINS!
DrAlexanderGrey 